Wednesday, October 6

MY GREATEST DREAM

You know what I've always wanted to do? ( wait, sidenote: abrie would kill me if she read that rhetorical question, sorry abrie) THROUGH ORNAMENTS AT PEOPLE. yes, you read me right. the glass, christmas colored, shiny, mirror-like spheres that you hang on trees. and yes, throw them at PEOPLE. They would shatter. chingchingching. into 10000000000 pieces. it sounds so satisfying. please dont report me to the athourities.
much obliged:
The Christmas Ornament Bandit.

3 comments:

  1. i'm gonna report you just like i did to our old friend ben....

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  2. Abrie would be so mad!! (but don't worry, I'll keep your little question a secret...)

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